My Totally Unfabulous Life

About Me

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1. I live in Texas

2. I never lose at Trivial Pursuit

3. I'm educated

4. I attended LSU

5. I attended Seminary but I'm not a preacher

6. I'm divorced.

7. I am gay.

8. I don't have a boyfriend

9. I drive a pickup truck

10. My favorite color is blue

11. I'm a Virgo

12. I made 1540 on the SAT but I was hungover

13. I made 31 on the ACT, I think LSU acceted a 9

14. I love NASCAR

15. I hate Jeff Gordon

16. I wear boots

17. And Salvatorre Ferragamo lofers with kilts and tassles.

18. I'm a great cook

19. I'd like to visit The Czech Republic

20. Will settle for Key West

21. I like opera.

22. And classical music

23. I love movies

24. I can forgive you

25. But not me

26. I'm too competitive

27. I like rare steaks

28. I play the slide blues guitar

29. I know the difference between discrete and discreet.

30. I was in Who's Who of Rising Young Americans

31. I'm politically active.

32. I'm an Independent

33. I'm Pro-Life

34. Pro-Adoption

35. For prison reform

36. I give to Charity

37. I believe in God

38. I like detective fiction, especially Robert Crais

39. I've read the Bible from beginning to end

40. Twice

41. I use Gillette Fusion razors. 

42. And I have more "Products" than you do.

43. I'm a member of MENSA

44. I've never bought anything on Ebay

45. I used to think I was invincible

46. Medication cured that

47. I love Fine Cigars, especially Zino Platinum Barrels 

48. I like my Single Malt Scotch (30+) older than I lie my guys (<30)

49. Some things are a mystery to me.

50. Others are much to clear.

51. I play cash poker.

52. My seven year old daughter shows me what unconditional love is.

53. I'm a good father

54. And a bad boyfriend

55. I'm cheap

56. When I'm not being extravagant

57. I open presents on Christmas morning

58. I love Houston Astros baseball

59. National League yes, American League no

60. I'm a dog person

61. But I'm allergic

62. I was a debate champion

63. I'm an Eagle Scout

64. I live in the suburbs

65. But I'm moving downtown..

66. I own business.

67. I lived in Korea

68. Two words, Las Vegas

69. I have a Harley

70. I still have my hair

71. But I'm losing my hearing

72. I''m growing older, not up

73. I have an earing and peirced nipples.

74. I'm an ENTJ on the MMPI

75. What you see is what you get

76.For a very complex person

77. My best days are still ahead

78. I can't stand cigarette smoke

79. I'm opinionated

80. I'm loyal to a fault

81. I have lofty goals

82. I started working when I was 14, at a Golf Course

83. I broke 80 once, now I can't break 100

84. I've always felt like I should be doing more

85. Much to my chagrin, I can do the Macarena

86. But I can't line dance

87. I can Waltz, Tango and Polka

88. I need to learn to say no.

89. I fancy myself a writer, but I''ve never finished anything

90. I will stop procrastinating, tomorrow

91. I like country music, classic rock and Jimmy Buffet

92. But am open to Imogene Heep

93. I have a problem with authority

94. I'm a walking contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction

95. I rarely watch television

96. I don't judge you

97. They don't let me give blood.

98. When it's all over, you can say I did it for the love but, I was not above the money

99. I don't give excuses

100. I'm horrible at making lists

 
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